WWE Career Horoscope 2013

TAURUS(April 21 - May 21)

Taurus - The Rock

You’re a creature of habit, and in many aspects of life, that offers tremendous advantage. But the world around you is constantly changing, which requires you to change with it – or find yourself left behind. As long as you continue to adjust to an ever-evolving environment, like adaptive Taurus The Rock, you’ll remain an invaluable member of the team. Fail to adapt, however, and you’ll witness co-workers lapping you in the corporate race to the checkered flag. Put the pedal down!

Notable Superstars who share this sign:
John Cena (April 23), Aksana (April 29), The Rock (May 2), Zack Ryder (May 14)

 

GEMINI (May 22 - June 21)

Gemini - Daniel Bryan

Confrontation can be healthy – just ask combative Gemini Daniel Bryan. After all, confrontation clears the air and leaves little room for ambiguity. To that end, don’t be shy about calling out a colleague. It’s best to address any issue you have with this person straight away rather than let resentment fester. The longer tension remains, the more gossip continues to swirl around the water cooler. Be warned, if you let hostilities spiral out of control, the unpleasant conversation you have may be with your supervisor instead.

Notable Superstars who share this sign:
Daniel Bryan (May 22), Alberto Del Rio (May 25), Natalya (May 27), Drew McIntyre (June 6), Mark Henry (June 12)

 

CANCER (June 22 - July 22)

Cancer - Brock Lesnar

“Too many people spend money they earned … to buy things they don’t want … to impress people they don’t like.” – Will Rogers

The man had a point. Although job security looks as solid as fellow Cancer Brock Lesnar, there may be bumps in the road ahead. Rather than pick up the tab or splash out on that new car, be sure to squirrel away some take-home pay for an uncertain future. Now is the time to be wise with your wallet.

Notable Superstars who also share this sign:
Layla (June 25), Matt Striker (June 26), Alicia Fox (June 30), Cody Rhodes (June 30), Bret Hart (July 2), Brock Lesnar (July 12), Heath Slater (July 15), Shawn Michaels (July 22)

LEO (July 23 - Aug. 22)

Leo - Wade Barrett

Adios. Au revoir. Ciao. So long, suckers. No matter how you say it, it’s time to move on. Your pleas for new challenges and responsibilities at work have fallen on deaf ears for too long. You deserve to opt for happiness in your career and to put frustration in the past. Being a miserable sod, like temperamental Leo Wade Barrett, was not in the job description. So pack up your talents, pick up stakes and follow through with a move you’ve been wanting to make for years. You’ll be glad you did.

Notable Superstars who share this sign:
Dolph Ziggler (July 27), Triple H (July 27), Damien Sandow (Aug. 3), Wade Barrett (Aug. 10), Kofi Kingston (Aug. 14)

 

VIRGO (Aug. 23 - Sept. 23)

Virgo - Teddy Long

Simmer down, teapot. Although asserting yourself at work is admirable, there’s a time and a place for everything. Remember, a hierarchy exists at your job for a reason. And while your boss respects the extra effort you’re putting in, it’s not altogether clear you know your boundaries. Next time a pivotal decision needs to be made, rather than taking it upon yourself like Teddy Long, also a Virgo, consult your supervisor. Not only will the move build trust, but it could also end up saving your bacon.

Notable Superstars who share this sign:
Mr. McMahon (Aug. 24), The Great Khali (Aug. 27), Sgt. Slaughter (Aug. 27), Teddy Long (Sept. 15) 

 

LIBRA (Sept. 24 - Oct. 23)

Libra - The Miz

Tread carefully. Temptation to leave your job hangs heavy in the air, but use caution in the coming months. Although an offer from another firm looks appealing, not everything is as it seems.  Don’t trade the promise of a few extra zeros on your paycheck for the most precious of commodities: time. Like another industrious Libra, The Miz, you’ll regret it the first warm weekend your friends invite you to a barbecue, and you tell them you have a date under the fluorescent lights of your office. As the saying goes, work to live and not the other way around.

Notable Superstars who share this sign:
Stephanie McMahon (Sept. 24), Michael McGillicutty (Oct. 1), Kaitlyn (Oct. 7), The Miz (Oct. 8), Dusty Rhodes (Oct. 11)

 

SCORPIO (Oct. 24 - Nov. 22)

Scorpio - Nikki and Brie Bella

Aw, look at you, being all productive and tenacious to impress the boss. Unfortunately for you, a co-worker has been undermining your efforts and taking credit for your work. Got your attention yet? As anyone close to you knows, to betray you, or fellow Scorpions Brie & Nikki Bella, is to feel the scorpion’s sting. Open your eyes to find out who’s taking you out at the knees. Once you confirm your suspicions, inform your boss. And trust that the backstabber will get a heavy dose of comeuppance. 

Notable Superstars who share this sign:
Rosa Mendes (Oct. 25), CM Punk (Oct. 26), Edge (Oct. 30), Darren Young (Nov. 2), Chris Jericho (Nov. 9), Ryback (Nov. 10), Tensai (Nov. 14), Brie and Nikki Bella (Nov. 21)

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 23 - Dec. 21)

Sagittarius - Dean Ambrose

Success breeds jealousy. Whether in social circles or in your career, people gravitate to you and are motivated by your example, like influential Sagittarius Dean Ambrose. Such abilities are invaluable, especially when managing a project or a group of co-workers. Despite the whispers of resentment among certain colleagues, remain confident that you’re impressing the right people, and that the cynics will likely be mired in their negativity – and current positions – long after you’ve landed that reserved parking spot.

Notable Superstars who share this sign:
Jerry Lawler (Nov. 29), Dean Ambrose (Dec. 7), Rey Mysterio (Dec. 11), “Stone Cold” Steve Austin (Dec. 18)

 

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22 - Jan. 20)

Capricorn - Antonio Cesaro

Coworkers perceive you as overbearing and bossy. That is, until they get to know you. You’re methodical, hard-working and, like obsessive Capricorn Antonio Cesaro, you strive for perfection in all your workplace endeavors. For those who know you, they realize your actions are not an effort to vie for that corner office. Instead, they’re a manifestation of the high standards you constantly set for yourself. Don’t be concerned with the bristling of people new to your orbit. Your impeccable work will win them over in the end.

Notable Superstars who share this sign:
Sin Cara (Dec. 22), Antonio Cesaro (Dec. 27), Tamina (Jan. 10), “Hacksaw” Jim Duggan (Jan. 14), R-Truth (Jan. 19)

 

AQUARIUS (Jan. 21 - Feb. 19)

Aquarius - Sheamus

Innovative. Independent. Indefatigable. These qualities define you both inside the office and out. As a result, you’re constantly restless, which isn’t necessarily a negative quality. It simply means that, like free-spirited Aquarius Sheamus, you’re not satisfied with the status quo and need to be unshackled both physically and creatively. If you find yourself languishing in a typical 9-to-5, work up an exit strategy. The sooner you bail on the boring, the happier and more productive you’ll be.

Notable Superstars who share this sign:
Sheamus (Jan. 28), Big Show (Feb. 8), Ricardo Rodriguez (Feb. 17)

 

PISCES (Feb. 20 - March 20)

Pisces - Santino Marella

Get your head in the clouds. Like fellow Pisces and idealist Santino Marella, you have a vision of how you want your life to be, but certain people around you have made it their mission to bring you back down to earth. Basta! You’re never going to know how high you can fly if you allow critics to clip your wings. The drive to help others is what motivates you. Don’t think it goes unnoticed or unappreciated. The more you shine your positive light on others, the brighter you will continue to glow.

Notable Superstars who share this sign:
Brodus Clay (Feb. 21), Ric Flair (Feb. 25), Big E Langston (March 1), Justin Gabriel (March 3), Santino Marella (March 14), AJ Lee (March 19)

ARIES (March 21 - April 20)

Aries - Jack Swagger

The only constant in your life is change. Truer words were never spoken and, like mercurial Aries Jack Swagger, those words ring especially true when it comes to your career. In the coming months, you’ll find yourself in meaningful transition. Whether landing a new job or taking on additional responsibilities at your current position, your wealth of novel ideas will pay off handsomely. Prior to tackling any new challenges, though, wrap up existing personal projects you have on your plate.

Notable Superstars who share this sign:
Jack Swagger (March 24), Randy Orton (April 1), David Otunga (April 7), Vickie Guerrero (April 16)